Top 10's Funny SMS IV

It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?

Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!

You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!

I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.

Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.

I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you.

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.

If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you.

Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.

Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!